That Fucking Sonofabitch Pt 2

Dear Bastard,

I realized the error of my ways, oh little duckie. I've failed to acknowledge the limit of your understanding towards humanity. Oh how, lil' ol' me, did I neglect such obvious fact?
Simple-- I must be delusional.
I endulged myself in an overrated soap opera entitled "How to Love a Fuckface", directed by The Greatest Evil. I'm happy to inform you that you were, indeed, the protagonist of the said show, but sadly, if that was really the case, you were killed by the antagonist. Antagonist, being your overly-large ego.
If only it was a real show... I'd rate it flat -10/10.
At any case, fuckface, you are trying my patience. Not only that, you are also trying my universe-wide understanding of matters.
Let me take this opportunity to offer you a compensation: I'll forgive you if you can erradicate your insecurities and such like the Death Star of Star Wars.

Wishing bright days, with flowers and butterflies, to brighten up your gloomy days, especially after some heavy ass-whooping at nights,

-Evilness

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