I am very much disappointed at you. Never had I been so shock in my entire life. Never had I heard from you any respect, and the respect I have for you are now gone.
In short, I hate you.
Hate is such a strong word, I know. But know that no words can express how much I abhor your very existence. I can even admit that I was a slave to passion for you, but now I am a slave to rage for you.
Still unclear for you? Well, let me explain. What you did was not nice. Actually, not nice is a very big understatement. You have neglected the fact that I am, with no doubt, have feelings akin to low mortals such as yourself. How can you, peasant, neglect such fact? Your feeble attempt to strike a joke was not even funny enough to wake the dogs. Your immature judgement (if you can call it such), and your utter lack of understanding means that you fail to understand humanity. I do wonder how.
It's a good time to tell you I'm happy to be here with you. Feels like hell. Actually, it is hell. I've got my own life full of hard work. I feel like a slave, or go pick yourself a hell-related cliche.
My personal favorite? Hope to see you there.
Now let's go back to why I am pissed at you. You see, your statement wasn't really that funny. I should tell you that you are very fortunate that I am not there, because I'll cut off your balls and feed it to you.
I'll write you, duckie, another post since you were such a big part of my life. Keyword being "were".
Have a good day. You'll need it soon.
-Your evil overlord
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