Like, I was totally disturbed last night when my room mate turned on his radio and right away did we heard the voice of the queen of the damned (Damned queen, take your pick). She was the guest of that night, and hopefully stays that night alone.
During the course of the discussion, we have heard her saying something along this line:
MA: Me nakikita akong Sinag.
DJ: Ano pong sinag? Fluorescent po ba o bulb?
MA: Ung Sinag talaga.
DJ: Ah, so hindi talaga fluorescent
MA: Tapos nakita ko si Jesus...
... And that's where I placed the punchline, "Sinunsundo na kasi siya" And of course, we had the ROTFLLOLZWUT (Rolling on the Floor Laughing lolzwut).
Then on another part:
DJ: So Madam Auring, me asim pa po ba kayo?
MA: OO naman.
... and we determined the sourness. First we tested it with Kamias, no luck. We then settled with Sampaloc since it is both very sour and totally crispy. Then we had a conversation aftwerwards:
Inoch: Pano kaya siya no? Kelangan ng madaming lubricant... (tawa c cheezliz)
ShiningRiver: Hindi lubricant lang ang kelangan don...
Inoch & Cheezliz: ano?
ShiningRiver: Ano nga uli tawag dun? Ah! Prongs. (Tawa si Cheezliz at Inoch). Tapos kelangang maraming oil kasi baka mag-snap. (Halakhak na kami).
AS a finale, I would like to present Madam Auring's Single: May Asim Pa Ako:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acGU-5amo2o
Like I said, eww.
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